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Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai 6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar. Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.ӨDouble Meaning Baat Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.”Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se chillayi: “Do Minute Ruko! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun.”Sabhi logo Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi.ӨBhola Bandar Ek Bandar Ped Par Baitha Tha.
Prabodh Chandra Dey, known by his stage name Manna Dey, was an Indian playback singer. He debuted in the film Tamanna in 1942, and went on to record more. Hi, I am sasmita Parida of fashion desiner student.Now I am stating My own Bussiness at Bhubaneswar.My own Buissnes could not Ruining Properly due to financial Proble. Pepsi Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Uui Maaa PEPSI.” Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du?” Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please.
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha. Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga. Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Par Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“ӨDouble Meaning Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha. Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”Pappu: “Are Main To 5. Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”ӨSayani Aurat Ek Lady Local Bus Me Khadi Hokar Ja Rahi Thi.
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Achanak Apne Peeche Khade Ladke Se Boli. Lady: “Hill Kyu Rahe Ho, Thik Se Khade Nahi Ho Sakte.”Ladka: “Madam Woh Peeche Se Dhakke Aa Rahe Hain”Lady: “Kamine, 3 Bacho Ki Maa Hun Dhakke Aur Ghasse Mein Farak Janti Hun“ӨTeesra Dost Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Tha. Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe The. Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi. Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola. Ladka: “Darling, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Aise Bahar Khade Rahenge“ӨYaad Rakhna Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Tha, Par Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki.
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Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”Ladi Gusse Se Boli. Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na. Kar“ӨActive Se Passive Mein Badlo. Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu. Ko Bola. Teacher: “Active Se Passive. Mein Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?”Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko. Janam Dete Hai“ӨLadki Ka Dikhana Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu.
Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe. The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha. Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat. Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol. Jaisa %“ӨEk Aurat Ka Dukhda Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati. Napusank Hai”Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey.
Wo Kaise ?”Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara. Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai.
Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke. Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“ӨBiwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike 1st – Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, (Khabar)2nd – Roz Uske Dabane. Chahiye, (Pair)3rd – Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske. Hath Mein Dena Chahiye, (Purse)Kya soch rahe ho ? Jo soch. rahe the wo bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi.
RahegiӨBra ki size. Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar.
Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi. Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli. Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji. Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“ӨBahu Ka Gussa Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha. Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal.
Aaye Hai Wo Kaise Hai?”Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke. Bete Jaise”Saas Haraini Se: “Kya. Matlab?”Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak. Jate Hai Aur Pani Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padta Hai“ӨPati Se Zagda Thanedar: “Tumne Apne Pati Se. Zagda Kyu Kiya?”Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office. Se Phone Kiya Ki Tayar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Muze Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir. Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Muze Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono Tangein Khol Ke Bole” April Fool !!!!ӨKamayi Me Hissedari Apni Biwi Ko Apni 1.
Kamayi. Dene Se 1. Sukh Milta Hai. Aur Girlfriend Ko Apni Kamayi.
Ka 1. 0% Dene Se 1. Sukh Milta Hai. Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago. Grahak Jago.ӨPaise Chhupane Ka Tarika Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein. Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata. Na Chale”Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na. Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“ӨDost Ko SMSEk Baccha Roz School Se Bhag. Kar Gand Marwata Tha.
Aisa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut. Paise Kamaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Kharid.
Liya. Kismat Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka. Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.ӨChalu Baba.
Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli. Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab. Sudhrenga?”Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”Lady: “Nahi.”Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna. Blouse Kholiye”Lady: “Kyun?”Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath. Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“ӨGrah Parvesh Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya. Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne.
Bahurani Se Puchha. Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi. Rahi?“Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya. Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“ӨPiche Kya Lagati Hai. Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya.
Meena Hai Kya?”Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya. Lagati Hai Wo?”Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata. Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“ӨHusband,Wife Aur Sasural Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke.
Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya. Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi. Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap. Ka Ghar Hai”Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka.
Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.ӨBaba Ji Kya Hua? Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue. Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga. Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha –.
Kya Hua Baba?”Baba Bola – “Hona Kya Hai, 3. Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya.“ӨKya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho? Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni.
Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To. Top. Up* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”ӨBache Ka Ticket Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka. Ticket Dikhao?”Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge. Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”Conductor – “Doodh To Iska.
Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“ӨBeti Chay Aati Hai Kya? Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye. Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?”Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe. Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“ӨConnection And Handset. Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara.
Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola: “In Logo Ne Connection To. Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?“ӨTime Ka Ganda Funda. Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj.
Mein Major Tha. Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur. Intelligent Bola Karte The. Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party. Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi. Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “Aap Log. To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex. Kab Kiya Tha?”Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola.
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Wow. Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?”Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur. Muskurate Hue Bola: “Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2.
Hue Hai, Thodi Der. Baad Karenge“Date added - 1. OSCAR Nomination 4 Best Blue. Films. 1)Hasina ki Gand me Pasina.
Ghar me Sali to Puri Rat Diwali. Fad k Panty Chodne de Aunty. Pati Fauj me Biwi MAUJ MeӨBus me. Lady in bus: aapka kuchh. Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein. Lady: SAALE HARAAMI!
TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES. MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?ӨPOEMPAHALE JATI NA THI KEEL CHOOT MAI. AB CHUDTO CHUDTO BAN GAYI JHEEL CHOOT MAI.
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Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho“ӨImaandari Ki Misaal. Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha. Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi.
Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi To. Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho JayegaӨMochi Ki Suhagrat. Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi. Hui. Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan.
Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha. Saheli: “Bata Suhagrat Kaisi.
Rahi?”Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ghanta. Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seel Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata. Fatti Hai?“ӨJhanto Ki Safayi Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek. Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe The. Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu.
Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?”Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne. Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti”Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi.
Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai“ӨDoctor Ki Advice Jale Hue Boobs. Hospital Me Admit Hui. Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab. Dekha To Hairani Se Bola. Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal. Gaye?”Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh.
Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena“ӨYe Choot Kya Hoti Hai? Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne Puchha. Ladka: “Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot.
Kya Hoti Hai?”Shayar: “Choot Is A Maal. Nothing But Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Chode Woh Nihaal Jo. Chudwaye Woh Be- Haal“ӨComputer talk. Boy: “Can I Touch And See. Your Hardware?“Girl: “First Show Me Your. Software“Boy: “Should I Install It In. Your System?“Girl: “Yes, But First Cover.
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